As Long As She’s A Bitch

Here’s a poem any real bitch should read… have a laugh.

I’m not over finicky, am easy to please –

Capable of falling for a wide range of tease.

Only one condition I count, one little hitch:

A girl’s got to be a strife sowing bitch!

As Long As She’s A Bitch

In a polar opposite, check out this article giving you the Top 10: Signs She’s A Bitch. I find the latter far less flattering to the title of ‘bitch’.

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